What does pussy usually taste like?
Doing bad on a job interview and them still calling you back 😢
Talking to a supervisor and getting a full refund with a 50% discount on your next 5 purchases.
When you ask a girl if you were good last night and she reply: “🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🙊🙊💦💦💦”
When u been thirsty all day and u finally get a cold drink down ur throat
When a thirst follow, Follows you back
Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere
Be alone take your time to enjoy life and I’m only doing this for you because you deserve better 💜